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Lustful Mayhem Male Natural Hygiene Soap - Gentlemen's Farmacy
Lustful Mayhem Male Natural Hygiene Soap - Gentlemen's Farmacy

Lustful Mayhem Male Natural Hygiene Soap - Gentlemen's Farmacy

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Let's consider the state of contemporary men's soap product fragrance. When I find myself in the soap/body wash aisle of a typical chain drugstore perusing products for my growing teenage-man-child. I am feeling very confused about a man's sexuality. Am I supposed to want him to smell like AXE Shower Gel or Cool Water? Well, no!

Gentlemen's Farmacy Lustful Mayhem Male Personal Hygiene Soap is mild, lathers well and most importantly get's rid of private parts odor without the use of perfumery cover-ups. In short, think of Lustful Mayhem personal hygiene soap as a male secret fight club cover. 

Knotty Pine Baron - Activated Charcoal Pine Tar Body & Hair Soap, Or The Cedar Woodsman Pine Tar Body & Hair Soap -without Charcoal - 

I recommend these products to anyone who just wants to feel alive. You'll know when you find other Lustful Mayhem “club members”. Everyone around you will be asking where the fire is. I enjoy nature, the scent of a man, and the smell of this soap.

* Acts as a cover scent allowing you to gain close proximity to wildlife without being noticed.
* Or your ‘Walter Mitty’ cabin up north with knotty pine walls and a fireplace that you only use a few times a year. 
* Or a pair of leather gloves you find under a kerosene lantern in the back of an old barn. 
* Okay, and maybe a little bit like any of those things thrown on a campfire. 

I don't know what happened to men to make them think they need to smell like a bunch of perfumed, hairless go-go dancers. Lustful Mayhem Knotty Pine Baron - Pine Tar Soap and the Cedar Woodsman Pine Tar Soap will have you smelling like the iconic, Burt Reynolds lying naked on a bearskin rug. 

Tikkun Olam “repairing the world. One body at a time!

Ingredients: Aloe Vera Juice, Fig Vinegar, Coconut Milk, Saponified; Coconut Oil, Olive Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Activated Charcoal, Pine Tar, Greek Yogurt, Kaolin Clay, Vitamin B-5, Vitamin E, Silk, ( Essential Oils)

Size: 5 oz

Quantity: 1